Theres always next time.

Guys, some of you might feel sad that you did got into second round of prefects nomination. There always next year lah. Anyway, prefect what big deal? You can just go form your own stupid board or council, and give yourself a fancy name( President Of the Student Republic Transgalatic alliance). Anyway, I'm here to tell you why you should not vote anybody (esp from your class) to become a prefect.

1. You'll be learning with a teacher's pet/teacher's boy-toy in your classroom."Yes miss, would you like me to help you carry that pile of books back to the staff room miss, would you like me to pleasure you miss?"
2.No more eating in classroom."1 demerit point for eating in the classroom under the nose of a prefect! I don't care if you wanked me last time!"
3.Your class will lose all that "positive boyish fighting energy"."One more time you hit mah ballz, I'll report you to dicipline master!"
4. That prefect guy would just render the CEC useless except for taking attendance.
Monitor: Guys line up in twos !
Ass.Mon.: Guys hurry up!
(Class doesn't give a shit)
Prefect: Guys line up now or I book you!
(Class gets into lines of two, shuddering whenever the prefects come close.)
5. You'll have to cope with a PEER that has power over you, dictating every move you make, reporting every mistake/offence you do. How would you live with that? You have a master/evil lord/ dictator that was born in the same year as you, were good buddies with you, and now he can lord over you, blackmail you with possible demerit points for things you did while he was watching.
6. if you did something bad and he spoted you, you have to act out his whims and fancies in hope that he would not book you...
Prefect: Bow down to me ten times, lick my shoe and suck my dick!
Boy:Y...ee....sss..
Prefect:Demeri....
Boy: FINE!
*Prefect pretends to be jolting down something*
Boy:YES BOiBOI
Prefect: YES WHAT?
Boy: YES MASTER OF THE SEVEN DICKS, SIX BALLS AND TASTY CUM!
Prefect: Thats better, now suck.

7:No more stripping session that made that prefect popular during the last year (joking)
8.If your planning to form an student alliance or some shit, thats one more opposition guy you have to worry about.
9.You are giving your soul up to him by voting as he nows rule your thoughts and minds.
10.Give other CCAs advantage. We have only one prefect (non-tt) in 02. Don't give other CCas advantage!!